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Back to School!

August 2025

Don’t Forget the SpecialShit!

It’s back-to-school season, which means there are lunches to pack, shoes to find, and somehow everyone’s always running late. Whether you’re sending the kids out the door or just trying to get back into a routine, weeknight dinners are about to get a little more hectic. That’s where we come in. A sprinkle of SpecialShit turns whatever you’ve got in the fridge into something that actually tastes like a real meal.

Our seasonings are bold, easy to use, and perfect for busy nights. Whether you’re juggling homework, after-school chaos, or just trying to avoid another frozen pizza, we’ve got you covered. You focus on keeping everyone alive, and we’ll make dinner taste amazing.

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Recipe:

Sheet Pan Sausage Dinner

This is a fresh and easy sheet-pan recipe with the delicious flavor of SpecialShit, perfect for a school night dinner!

Ingredients

* 1 pound smoked or Italian pork sausage (sliced into 1″ rounds)

* 1 lb baby potatoes (halved) or small red potatoes

* 1 red bell pepper, roughly chopped

* 1 zucchini, sliced into half‑moons

* 1 small red onion, cut into wedges

* 2 Tbsp olive oil

* 2½ Tbsp SpecialShit

* Optional: chopped parsley or a squeeze of lemon juice at serving

Preparation

1. Preheat your oven to 425 °F.

2. In a large bowl, toss the potatoes with 1 tablespoon oil and 1 tablespoon of SpecialShit. Spread these evenly across a rimmed sheet pan.

3. Roast the potatoes for about 10 minutes.

4. Meanwhile, in the same bowl, toss the sausage slices, peppers, zucchini, and onion with the remaining olive oil and seasoning.

5. Add the sausage–vegetable mix to the sheet pan and roast for an additional 20–22 minutes, stirring once halfway, until veggies are tender and sausage is nicely browned.

6. Serve hot. Optionally, sprinkle chopped parsley or a light lemon squeeze on top.

With school starting back up again, we know life is super busy, and we appreciate so much that you bring our products into your home for your family. It’s the biggest compliment we could ever receive. We’ll see you next month.

Thanks,

Michelle Martin

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