Bad Ass Shit

Butt-Kicking Tenderizer

Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.

No Shit

Salt Free Seasoning

No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs.  Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.

Chicken Shit

Poultry Seasoning

We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.

Special Shit

All Purpose Seasoning
Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews!

Bull Shit

Steak Seasoning
Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!

Aw Shit

Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning

Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.

Good Shit

Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning

Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!

***NEW***Lil’ Shits

Three new gourmet recipes born out of love from the kitchen at the Big Cock Ranch.  With a combination of our secret spices already used in our famous dry rubs, we have three new pepper sauces we guarantee you will love – We Shit you not!   Not only will these fancy pepper sauces tickle your taste buds, they’ll tickle your fancy also.  With the endless possibilities, these are guaranteed to be a staple in your home.

Shit Load PLUS Bad Ass Shit

We managed to fit all six of our crowd-pleasing, mouth-watering, finger-licking seasonings into one big box. Includes Special Shit, Aw Shit, Good Shit, Bull Shit, Chicken Shit, and No Shit. PLUS a bottle of the NEW Bad Ass Shit

Give A Shit plus DIP SAMPLER

Show them you care by hand-picking your favorite 3 seasonings for the Give-a-Shit gift pack, and we’ll throw in a sampler of our delicious Dip Shit dip mixes!  Includes 3 bottles of gourmet seasonings (you choose which ones) and 3 each of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Vegetables.

Get Your Shit Together DIP SAMPLER

Together at last! Our original three seasonings, plus packages of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Vegetables! Includes a bottle of Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit providing a complete arsenal of seasonings, plus 3 each Dip Shit for Fruit and 3 each Dip Shit for Vegetables.

Give a Shit Build-Your-Own Gift Pack

Build-Your-Own Gift Pack

Show how much you really care; hand-pick three bottles of the finest seasonings on the planet, and we’ll package them up. It’s almost too easy!

Shit Load

Featuring the BIG SIX!

We managed to fit all six of our crowd-pleasing, mouth-watering, finger-licking seasonings into one big box. Includes Special Shit, Aw Shit, Good Shit, Bull Shit, Chicken Shit and our latest addition: No Shit.

Box o’ Shit

4 Great Seasonings in 1 Perfect Package

These four seasonings are the Four Pillars of Culinary Greatness; no meat-lover’s kitchen is complete without them! This gift pack includes Special Shit, Bull Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit.

Get Your Shit Together

Our Three Original Seasonings In One Gift Box!

Get our three original seasonings for one terrific price! The convenient “Get Your Sh*t Together” gift box includes a bottle of Special Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit providing an arsenal of seasonings to add just the right touch to just about anything; including briskets, steaks, chicken, pork and even popcorn!

BBQ Shit Kit

The Perfect Pair

Never before has the perfect rub been enhanced with the perfect sauce! Yeah, Special Shit is good with other sauces and yeah, BBQ Shit is good with other rubs but the combination of these two products together is better paired than Peas & Carrots. Try the robust flavors and, no shit, we think you will have discovered the meaning of life! Includes 1 bottle of Special Shit and 1 bottle of BBQ Shit.

The Whole Sh*t and Kaboodle

The Most Phenomenal Gift Box Ever!

Such a perfect combination it should probably be sporting a halo! Our ultimate collection! 1 Special Shit, 1 Chicken Shit,
1 Good Shit, 1 Aw Shit, 1 Bull Shit, 1 No Shit, 1 Hot Shit Salsa, 1 BBQ Sauce, 3 Dip Shit for Vegetables, and 3 Dip Shit for Fruit.

BBQ Shit

We Shit You Not, You’re Gonna Love This Sauce!

BBQ Shit is specially designed to bring the fun back to grilling and smoking. With a combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family of dry rubs, BBQ Shit brings you a whole new way to enjoy the patented tongue-tingling goodness. Slather some of this unique sauce on all of your favorite meats, and you’ll wonder why we didn’t come up with it sooner. Make no mistake, this is not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, grocery store BBQ sauce.

BBQ Shit Kit

The Perfect Pair

Never before has the perfect rub been enhanced with the perfect sauce! Yeah, Special Shit is good with other sauces and yeah, BBQ Shit is good with other rubs but the combination of these two products together is better paired than Peas & Carrots. Try the robust flavors and, no shit, we think you will have discovered the meaning of life! Includes 1 bottle of Special Shit and 1 bottle of BBQ Shit.

***NEW***Lil’ Shits

Three new gourmet recipes born out of love from the kitchen at the Big Cock Ranch.  With a combination of our secret spices already used in our famous dry rubs, we have three new pepper sauces we guarantee you will love – We Shit you not!   Not only will these fancy pepper sauces tickle your taste buds, they’ll tickle your fancy also.  With the endless possibilities, these are guaranteed to be a staple in your home.

Hot Shit

The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste… No Shit!
We’ve all had the mind and palette numbing salsa that is just way too hot to enjoy. And we’ve all had the little sissy hot salsa that a baby could enjoy. Well, we got tired of that bullshit and came up with a salsa you can actually enjoy!

Dip Shit for Fruit

6pack
It’s amazing that something so simple could taste so good. Mix the contents of the Dip Shit for Fruit (and Cookies) envelope with 8 ounces of sour cream and wait a few minutes for the flavors to meld. Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad. Get some of those high-dollar Pepperidge Farm® cookies and dip into the velvety smooth texture of Dip Shit and sit back and watch your friends as they become addicted to the flavors.

Dip Shit for Vegetables

6pack
We have created a really unique taste in our Dip Shit for Vegetables (and Chips). Makes a welcome contribution to a party, or to just indulge yourself in private. With its slightly hot taste, you are subtlety encouraged to sip your adult beverage of choice slightly faster than normal. Mix the envelope with eight ounces of sour cream and allow to chill for an hour. Then dip your favorite veggies or chips, or even put it on a baked potato. No longer will you wince every time you hear Dip Shit, they’re not talking about you.

Dip Shit Sampler Pack

3 of Each!

Try them both! The Dip Shit Sampler Pack includes 3 packages each of Dip Shit for Fruit and Dip Shit for Vegetables.